I could sit here for hs trying to explain myself to you, but I don't feel like doing that so.. Let me say: I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen, every sensible child will know what this means. Anyways... I like it better when it hurts, I have MPD & a drinking problem. In the beginning I used to be lollipoplady, then I decided to be a certifiedstreetengineer. For a while I thought it'd be fun to be aquaticscrotum but since I like to change regularly I became a prostitute and took justababyinatrenchcoat as my url. Now I'm just fuckingpegasus.
You don't want to know who I really am. NBD. Trust me.
x quantity of years, lover, hater, debtor, heterozygous, someone who listens impatiently and who impulsively interrupts, other stuff, etc.

• This blog contains the following nutritional descriptors:
• High in EVERYTHING THAT MOST 'DIETS' WOULD NOT ALLOW - reblogged shit - SUPERNATURAL & OTHER OBSESSIONS I HAVE RECENTLY ACQUIRED - CARS/GUNS - CAFFEINE - • Good source for DUMB MOVIES, VODKA & ODDNESS.
• What are you going to find here?
ALL KINDS OF CRAP (as in SERIOUS CRAP, COMRADE.) And don't say I didn't warn you because I just did.
• What do I do for a living? Ostrich babysitting.
• Hobbie? Scaring babies and ruining things, the family business.
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